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Tu passes ta vie sur les chats online, sur les applis de rencontre (Tinder, Happn,…) mais tu ne parviens jamais \u00e0 conclure… Tu es m\u00eame frustre\u00e9 quand tu r\u00e9ussis enfin \u00e0 matcher avec une fille, mais elle t’ignore… ou ne te r\u00e9pond pratiquement pas ? Pas de panique, tu n’es pas le seul !<\/p>\n

La bonne nouvelle, c’est que, souvent, ce n’est pas vraiment contre toi… La mauvaise, c’est que la partie est perdue et que tu pourras retenter votre chance avec quelqu’un d’autre !<\/p>\n

Abonn\u00e9s aux rateaux ? Voici\u00a0 les 10 excuses bidon qui prouvent que ta cible pr\u00e9f\u00e8rerait que tu la laisses tranquille…<\/p>\n

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  1. Elle n’arr\u00eate pas de vous r\u00e9pondre \u00ab\u00a0Okay\u00a0\u00bb.<\/strong>
    \nCela veut dire qu’elle ne s’int\u00e9resse pas \u00e0 toi, n’essaie pas de te connaitre,… Bref, tu l’emb\u00eates!<\/li>\n
  2. \u00ab\u00a0Je dois partir\u00a0\u00bb ou bien \u00ab\u00a0Je vais aller dormir\u00a0\u00bb.<\/strong>
    \nC’est assez mauvais signe… surtout s’il est 18h…<\/li>\n
  3. \u00a0\u00ab\u00a0Ma batterie est presque vide\u00a0\u00bb…<\/strong>
    \nSous-entendu, mon PC ou mon smartphone est bien branch\u00e9 sur l’alimentation… mais je n’ai pas envie de chatter avec toi !<\/li>\n
  4. \u00ab\u00a0D\u00e9sol\u00e9 de ne r\u00e9pondre que maintenant. J’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 aux toilettes !\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong>
    \nBon, \u00e0 la limite, \u00e7a peut passer… Sauf si la pause pipi a dur\u00e9 trois semaines…<\/li>\n
  5. \u00ab\u00a0Je n’ai vraiment pas le temps. Tu sais, le travail…\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong>
    \nAllez, quoi ! C’est souvent mauvais signe si, apr\u00e8s, elle poste des photos d’elle en soir\u00e9e sur Instagram… Laisse tomber!<\/li>\n
  6. \u00ab\u00a0Oh non ! Ma webcam est cass\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong>
    \nMais pourtant, tu le\/la voyais tr\u00e8s bien il y a quelques secondes…<\/li>\n
  7. \u00a0Il\/Elle ne r\u00e9pond que par \u00ab\u00a0Ahahahahahahahahahahah\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> m\u00eame si tu lui dis que tu viens de rater ton ann\u00e9e ou que ton poisson rouge est mort. Bref, elle ne te lit\/\u00e9coute m\u00eame pas…<\/li>\n
  8. \u00ab\u00a0Cool !\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong>
    \nL\u00e0, on est sur la m\u00eame base que pour le \u00ab\u00a0Okay\u00a0\u00bb. Il\/Elle chatte avec d’autres personnes et tu la fais iech…<\/li>\n
  9. Il\/Elle ne jure que par les emojis.<\/strong>
    \nPasse ton chemin.<\/li>\n
  10. Il\/Elle ne r\u00e9pond m\u00eame pas.<\/strong>
    \nAu moins, tu sais \u00e0 quoi t’en tenir…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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