{"id":2797,"date":"2015-12-18T14:02:21","date_gmt":"2015-12-18T13:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bazoocam.org\/blog\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2015-12-18T14:02:21","modified_gmt":"2015-12-18T13:02:21","slug":"que-faire-quand-on-se-fait-choper-en-pleine-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bazoocam.org\/blog\/que-faire-quand-on-se-fait-choper-en-pleine-masturbation","title":{"rendered":"Que faire quand on se fait choper en pleine masturbation ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vous faire chopper en pleine action, c’est l\u2019angoisse qui vous poursuit depuis que vous avez d\u00e9couvert les joies de la masturbation.<\/span> Mais si, auparavant, vous craigniez de vous faire surprendre par votre m\u00e8re, aujourd\u2019hui la menace est plus grande :<\/span> vous faire surprendre par votre meuf.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Mais comment r\u00e9agir le cas \u00e9ch\u00e9ant ?<\/span> BazooCam<\/span> vous donne ses tips.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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N\u2019inventez pas de<\/span>\u00a0fausses excuses<\/span><\/strong>
\n\u201cMais non ch\u00e9rie, je v\u00e9rifiais qu\u2019elle n\u2019avait pas r\u00e9tr\u00e9cis<\/span>\u201d, c\u2019est une excuse mignonne, mais rendez-vous \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9vidence, elle n\u2019est absolument pas cr\u00e9dible.<\/span> Pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 au mensonge.<\/span> D\u00e9j\u00e0 parce qu\u2019elle ne vous croira pas et en plus parce que vous risquez de clairement vous ridiculiser.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Que<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Lui mettre la faute dessus<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Attention danger.<\/span> Ne jamais, JAMAIS,\u00a0reprocher \u00e0 votre copine quelque chose en rapport avec votre vie sexuelle si vous tenez \u00e0 votre couple ainsi qu\u2019\u00e0 votre vie.<\/span> <\/span><\/span>Vous \u00eates d\u00e9j\u00e0 dans une situation d\u00e9licate, n\u2019aggravez pas votre cas.\u00a0<\/span>Expliquez-lui que vous \u00eates pleinement \u00e9panoui et satisfait sexuellement, mais que vous avez parfois besoin de partager un peu de temps avec vous-m\u00eame.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Que<\/a><\/p>\n

Ne vous sentez pas coupable<\/span><\/strong>
\nNon, vous n\u2019\u00eates pas une mauvaise personne.<\/span> Se masturber est tout \u00e0 fait sain et naturel.<\/span> \u00c7a vous permet notamment d\u2019\u00e9vacuer votre stress et de mieux conna\u00eetre votre corps.<\/span> Continuez \u00e0 vous faire du bien.<\/span> Soyez simplement un petit peu plus discret.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"meh.ro9409Que<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Parlez-en aujourd\u2019hui pour mieux en rire demain<\/span><\/strong>
\nD\u00e9briefez<\/span> avec votre partenaire sur la situation.<\/span> Une fois que vous l\u2019aurez rassur\u00e9, prenez le parti d\u2019en rire ensemble.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Que<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vous faire chopper en pleine action, c’est l\u2019angoisse qui vous poursuit depuis que vous avez d\u00e9couvert les joies de la masturbation. Mais si, auparavant, vous craigniez de vous faire surprendre par votre m\u00e8re, aujourd\u2019hui la menace est plus grande : vous faire surprendre par votre meuf.\u00a0 Mais comment r\u00e9agir le cas \u00e9ch\u00e9ant ? 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