{"id":2676,"date":"2015-12-07T12:19:58","date_gmt":"2015-12-07T11:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bazoocam.org\/blog\/?p=2676"},"modified":"2015-12-07T12:19:58","modified_gmt":"2015-12-07T11:19:58","slug":"top-5-des-instants-genants-au-lit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bazoocam.org\/blog\/top-5-des-instants-genants-au-lit","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 des instants g\u00eanants au lit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nous avons tous v\u00e9cu des moments plut\u00f4t g\u00eanants au lit :<\/span> un soutien-gorge qui ne se d\u00e9croche pas, les r\u00e2les sonores et effrayants de votre partenaire etc..<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span>N\u00e9anmoins, certains instants sont plus probl\u00e9matiques que d\u2019autres et on se retrouve vite rouge de honte \u00e0 maudire la terre enti\u00e8re, cach\u00e9 sous la couette.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pour bien commencer la semaine, la r\u00e9daction Bazoocam<\/span> vous a concoct\u00e9 son top 5 des instants g\u00eanants au lit.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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5.<\/span> Appeler sa meuf par le pr\u00e9nom de son ex<\/span><\/strong>
\nVous sortez avec No\u00e9mie depuis quelques semaines.<\/span> Tout se passe \u00e0 merveille.<\/span> Mais No\u00e9mie a des tendances un peu jalouse<\/span>.<\/span> Pendant des \u00e9bats passionn\u00e9s, au moment de l\u2019orgasme, vous hurlez \u201c\u00a0Manon !<\/em><\/span> \u201c le<\/span> pr\u00e9nom de votre ex. Vous<\/span> avez beau vous confondre en excuses, vous finirez la nuit seul et c\u00e9libataire.<\/span><\/p>\n

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4.<\/span>\u00a0Le pet de chatte<\/span><\/strong>
\nApr\u00e8s un moment d’amour passionn\u00e9, vous vous retirez de votre partenaire.<\/span> C’est \u00e0 ce moment-l\u00e0 que vous l’entendez r\u00e9sonner :<\/span> le bien connu pet de chatte.<\/span> Elle vous regarde confuse et rouge de honte.<\/span> Vous, vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez faire comme si vous n\u2019aviez rien entendu.<\/span> Et vous rigolez en silence.<\/span><\/p>\n

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3.<\/span> Bander mou<\/span><\/strong>
\nDes mois que vous r\u00eavez de vous taper Charlotte, la<\/span> brune canon<\/span><\/span> du bar.<\/span> Et quand vous arrivez enfin \u00e0 vos fins, vous \u00eates tellement excit\u00e9 que vous bandez mou.<\/span> D\u00e9tendez-vous !<\/span> \u00c7a arrive m\u00eame aux meilleurs d’entre nous.<\/span> L\u2019histoire animera les soir\u00e9es filles de Charlotte et vous, vous oublierez la honte dans quelques ann\u00e9es.<\/span><\/p>\n

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2.<\/span> Femme fontaine<\/span><\/strong>
\nElle fait des va-et-vient sur vous.<\/span> Elle ferme les yeux de plaisir, se laissant compl\u00e8tement aller…<\/span>jusqu<\/span>\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019orgasme !<\/span> Et l\u00e0, c\u2019est le drame.<\/span> Elle trempe compl\u00e8tement vos draps !<\/span> Surprise ! Vous venez de vivre votre premi\u00e8re exp\u00e9rience d\u2019\u00e9jaculation f\u00e9minine.<\/span> Le temps que vous r\u00e9alisiez que ce n\u2019est pas de l\u2019urine, elle s\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 enfuie loin, tr\u00e8s loin.<\/span><\/p>\n

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1. Elle s’endort<\/span><\/strong>
\nLa nuit a \u00e9t\u00e9 longue !<\/span> Vous vous \u00eates \u00e9puis\u00e9 sur le<\/span> dance<\/span><\/span> floor<\/span> \u00e0 danser le coll\u00e9-serr\u00e9 avec une jolie cr\u00e9ature qui accepte finalement de rentrer chez vous.<\/span> Dans le taxi, c\u2019est chaud.<\/span> Elle a envie de vous et vous le fait savoir.<\/span> 5h du mat, vous \u00eates enfin \u00e0 poil sous la couette.<\/span> Sauf qu\u2019au lieu de r\u00e2les, c\u2019est des ronflements que vous entendez \u00e9maner de votre partenaire.<\/span> G\u00eanant.<\/span><\/p>\n

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